Football

Possibly the most boring sport on the planet. No excitement, no anticipation, you just watch a bunch of nicely built males (football players) and females (cheerleaders) strut around a very large piece of green turf. To get a good look you have to pay too much for a good seat. The tailgating, the traffic, the fake hoopla, the billion dollar stadium--I don't get it. Basketball is fun to watch. The game changes all the time, the players take risks, the cheerleaders are less noticeable. I think the only thing I like about football is a marching band half time show. You don't get that in professional games.